“Main Kaun Hoon?”
“Who am I?”
Take a wild guess…
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Or a story collector? Do I steal the quirks and antics of people all around me and keep them in my brain pocket?
That would make me a thief. And this would be a confession. Right? -
Do I try my hand at painting and think my talent knows no bounds?
Umm, duh! -
Do I think outside of corporate cubicles and Excel sheets?
You really shouldn’t be asking me such questions. -
Wait, who doesn’t like dogs? (Cat people. Meow.)
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Depends. Do I get to dress as one and spill water on people passing by?
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Is this any of your business?
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You tell me.
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Actually…no.
If you really want to know what does, please scroll to the next section.